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C              F
Don't call Joe Money
          C
Leave him alone
               G
Don't call Joe Money
            C 
Hang up the phone

Don't call Joe Money
Don't call him at all
Don't call Joe Money
He's havin' a ball

[Bridge]
F
Ever wonder where you're at
C
In the front seat of a Cadillac
G
Joe Money is your best friend

You hit the gig and then unload
Wonder if this road 
Is ever going to end

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[Bridge]
How are you going to act
When you're askin' Joe 
For your money back
Were you entertained my friend

Let's do it again

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