[Verse 1]
E5                         D5      A5
If you think you can well, come on man!
E5                  D5     A5
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
E5              D5    A5
No more of your fairy stories
E5              D5    A5
'Cause I got my other worries! 

[Chorus]
D5       A5   G5              A5
53rd and 3rd, standing on the street
D5       A5       G5              A5
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin to turn a trick
D5       A5              G5             A5
53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
D5       A5            G5            A5
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?

[Verse 1]
[Chorus]

[Bridge]
B5                 A5
Then I took out my razor blade
B5              A5
Then I did what God forbade

G5               A5
Now the cops are after me
    G5                   A5
But I proved that I'm no sissy! 

[Chorus 2]
E5       B5   A5              B5
53rd and 3rd, standing on the street
E5       B5       A5              B5
53rd and 3rd, I'm tryin to turn a trick
E5       B5              A5             B5
53rd and 3rd, you're the one they never pick
E5       B5            A5            B5
53rd and 3rd, don't it make you feel sick?