Your Moment Of Internet Zen

Flying Lawnmower

Looks kind of like a toy lawnmower to me, but this is truly the awesome.

Palin Song

Jazz piano, set to a Sarah Palin interview.

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You Fell Asleep Watching A DVD

Man, in the 21st century, everything is virtual.

An Interenet Intervention

Lots of in internet-humor....

Virtual Vaudville

Okay, so its a few years old but indeed good times. An animated, annotated vaudville performance in a period space with multiple camera angles and audience positions. Indeed good times.

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Is bugbear kosher?

I know, you've been playing your fifteenth level rabbi for years and secretly worrying that your goyim DM will someday figure out that chupacabra is treyf. Well, that day is now, friends...

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Elephant Cam

Only slightly less sexy than the crow vending machine, documentarians discovered that their elephant friends were able to introduce cameras into the animal world lots easier than the humans were...

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Dear Jared

Jared gets run the dozens.

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I can has hedgehog?

Well, no I can't, but that's why we have the Internets, as hedgehogs and barely-legal naked people are now easily to hand!

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1 - 100

One hundred people of age 1-100, inclusive, bang a drum. Bonus: They are engrish

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Bacon Cheese Baconburger

Well, after you've done The ultimate Bacon Sandwitch and Bacon Cereal, what else can you do?

Baconburger, baby...

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Is that a jackfruit ghost?

Fun times in Thialand in this Sylvania ad.

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My bike car goes squeak squeak

Well, everybody wants to save the environment today but nobody wants to give up their groovy cars. Michael de Broin created a bikeable alternative out of his 1986 Buick Regal. Sadly, the police didn't think it was maybe such a good idea.

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A train runs through it.

Well, no kok like Bangkok, I always say. A surreal scene plays out in this YouTube clip as a passenger train bisects a busy market which then folds in on itself after the train passes. Crazy, man.

Making The Broken EP

As someone who has obsessively created covers for albums on occasion, this was right up my alley. A nice song, nice little video to accompany it about the process. Kinda makes me want to go out and get one....

Ain't No Weatherman But You

Oh, good times. We all know the joys of misheard lyrics, "there's a bathroom on the right", etc. YouTube presents a new platform for this foolishness on an intentional front, the "Video Interpretation."

Not just lyrics. Lyrics with pictures

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Because everything should taste like bacon

Sadly I shouldn't be using this product at the time being, but man, I certainly can agree that everything really -should- taste like bacon.

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Fear And Loathing On The Internet

Bacon Flavored Lip Balm

Sure signs of the apocalypse.

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NSFW (except on Friday): Two girls, one shopping cart, magic trick!

I have no idea why I originally bookmarked this but I wrote it in the binarious notation of my system's hard drive long ago cryptically and it waited until today to hatch.

Features what seems ilke it will be a good time, then: good time ruined!! Dangerous activity!!

That part is kind of a vile moment: who would do such a thing when there are two nice ladies popping melons for us? Nobody in their sane mind, anyway.

Anyhow, girls vanish live like it was a Copperfield stunt. All that to maybe get to the reason I saved it:

There's this guy at the end of the film, and he walks up and gangster kicks the cart. Like "WHO WOULD BE SO MEAN AS TO MAKE MELON POPPING LADIES DISSAPPEAR?"

Bad times, let us empathize for those moments it has happened to us.

The ship that flips!

Calling Escher! I suppose a barge was out of the question...

Walk on Water

Kind of everyman ramblin' music until he pulls out his .25...

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Paging skynet

What's better than an RC helicopter with an automatic shotgun? An autonmous RC helicopter with an automatic shotgun!

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Crane Jackassery

I don't want to reveal too much either way, lets say that its guys on top of a crane. Jackassery ensues.

The crane is very high. That is all.

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Radical Honesty

Honest? All the time?

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Run, Luke, Run!

Well, much like Will It Blend, this Japanese TV show asks a probing question regarding our existential nature: would a race walker when chased by Samurai run or walk?

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Ice Ice, baby

No times like bad times for company, eh? One would think that after, oh, like three or so cars came down this particular hill and stacked it up those bystanders would, say, go and warn people at the top of the hill or something. Nope! Martha! Get the camera!

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I Hate Horses (like, not me personally)

Okay, I do think they are kind of silly. Really, not they themselves, but folks who after the age of pubescence fawn over them. Unfortunately they are kind of an animal that needs fawning over to be readily maintained.

Truthfully my hatred descends mostly upon mixed-use riders, folks who go out into areas where people without giant earth-churning steeds also go. As bad a rap as mountain bikers get, the trail damage by pack animals is as bad or worse and these folks are chaining another animal to their disregard for surroundings.

Oh, and as for the American River Parkway where many miles of wonderful nature trail perfect for mountainbiking are reserved only for these burdeners of noble steed...don't get me started.

Anyways, glad to see someone who has more issues with horses than I do.

Did I mention they are mighty tasty?

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Television Show

Oh, the horror.

Its pretty well done for like a college-age production. Man, beats the pants of the values of "Keg Wars"...