| What | Where | The Goods |
|---|
| Hipster Spreadshirts | here | Designs including the Zap shirt, MLK logos until the copyright holder sues me, official Rosemont wear, international Ski Locator shirts and more! |
| Eat Happy, 2nd Edition | here | $12.00 |
| Joe Money Winter 2005 West Coast Tour Shirts | here | Shirts, $9-17, Toddler attire $10, Mugs $11-14, Trucker hat $11 |
| Eat Happy, 1st Edition | here | book: $9.41, Shirts, $14-$16, poster: $14 |
| Dyke Dyke Goose Band Store | here | Shirts: $14-17, Thong: $8, Sticka: $2.50, Cap: $14, Messenger Bag: $19, Mini Poster: $4.09 |
| My Dog Is Dying And I Am Going Blind Shirt | here | $15 |
| Republic of Heavything Merch | here | Logo shirts: $17, Offensive sweater: $25, Recaffinator Mug: $13, Mousepad/Placemat: $13 |