Bill Pollock 2.2 | Purgatorio - D
Si Ranch
As a resident of California's Northern Republic everyone should have an opportunity to spend some time in a cabin. If you are rich, you should maybe own a cabin and offer it to friends. If you are poor, perhaps you should make rich friends.

If you are in the middle you rent, and maybe you rent from friends of friends or friends of relatives or relatives coworkers or some one-off. Maybe you rent from a realty agency someplace nice in the Republic.

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In the mid-90s Sea Ranch was about one-third rental properties. Its about two-thirds built and of that, nearly three-quarters of the remaining builders threaten to live there, at least insofar as water planning goes.

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In the entire time I was there, other than my wife there were only four women who I thought would be nice to see naked. This staggers even in my own neighborhood. One of them could tell and seemed like perhaps she knew this about herself and about me. She reminded me of the gentle, endless Pacific.

When you rent a cabin in the Northern Republic it comes with its attendant baggage. If its a familiar place you come to enjoy the quirks but if, like us, you shuffle about from availability to availability, its roulette.

In your own space, you do what you like. You concentrate on fixing those things that drive you crazy in minor ways first, the bigger ones later. When you're inside someone else's, rented space, the urge is not so great. Still, until my departing moment I was looking for 3-in-1 oil.

I cannot imagine routine, minor maintenance is the sort of thing one looks forward to in a guest house, but this place had as much of it as any rental property out in the real world would and fewer ways of remedying it, if such a thing were even allowed.

Some of my friends would be chagrined at the prospect of coughing up five bucks for 3-in-1 at the local hardware store twenty minutes away. I vacillated p and would have in hindsight tried a bit harder to find some in the closet-sized harware department at the Surf Supermarket if I thought I had an inkling of the heartache steel-on-rusting-steel would cause me my final day.

A rental house, unlike many other types of property one might rent, seems to accumulate their own momentum: they are simply too large to erase the movements between occupants. This must be strange if you own and have outfitted the place to your own liking to find it rearranged, things missing, things added.

Ths is the quirk lottery you enter into as a renter: what sort of momentum will you be walking in to? Some owners try desperately to maintain a separate existence from their rental world with locked closets and fussy directives throughout. When my dollar knows that it could be spent in more accommodating environs, these keep-out notices seem an intrusion.

As a good guest you are respectful of course, that being a two-way street. This trip I felt stuffed into someone else's existence, there being little room for ourselves save a mostly empty refrigerator, some portion of a freezer, a portion of two closets and a solitary drawer in the entirety of the master bedroom and bath. A note on the out-of-tune piano asks us not to let the children bang on it. I suppose there is a technical difference between that and how I play, that being the force exerted maximally by large fingers and that leveraged by smaller fists but short of shattering a rod, what's the big deal? Not like its any great shakes.

The place suited us pretty well, I think, despite Grandma di Ranieri lurking over our shoulders.